Stockard Channing is now a regular cast member on “The West Wing.” This is a good thing.
Month: October 2001 (Page 4 of 8)
Ron Jeremy Crashed My Windows 2000
As most people who read Top Ten Blog! know, there’s something of a running joke about hirsute porn star Ron Jeremy throughout the site. I personally find him funny, so when someone included the previous link in a topic about a baby shower, of all things, I went to the site. There’s a QuickTime preview of a documentary about the hedgehog-like sex star, and when I clicked on it, my normally-stable Windows 2000 installation gave up the ghost.
Right as my computer froze, a big-haired female porn star was saying, “I would rather work with Ron….” [CRASH!]
And I thought, “than be beaten with a bag of oranges? Than be covered with honey and tied to an anthill? What?”
Ron’s powers are many and mysterious. I wonder if he knows about Top Ten Blog?
I often have interesting conversations with my friends who know very little about the web. Last night as we were watching “Survivor,” I said something about my weblog. Wendy said, “So how do you find other people’s weblogs?”
Good question.
The traditional answer is, well, you follow links from one to the other. There are some small, limited-scope weblog directories, but none even approaching the scope of something like Yahoo or Amazon. After all, if you want to find web sites in a certain topic area, you go to Yahoo (or something like it); if you want to find books, you go to Amazon (or something like it). Wendy’s question made me more sure than ever that with the world of weblogs exploding like it is, a wide-scope comprehensive weblog directory would be a good project. No, it wouldn’t cover everything – but neither does Yahoo. I would love to go somewhere on the web to search a giant database of as many weblogs as possible, by all kinds of criteria. Thoughts?
Anybody heard from Suey lately?
Road rage – Wisconsin style
Yesterday as I drove along my narrow suburban street to the video store, I became stuck behind a bicyclist flanked by two rollerbladers (yes! rollerblading in Wisconsin in October!). I was suddenly overcome with an uncharacteristic flash of road rage, and shouted from within my nearly soundproof car, “GET OUT OF THE STREET!”
They didn’t hear me.
Lots of people have been linking to this story about CBS considering a sitcom (!) about a man and a woman who meet and fall in love after their spouses are killed at the WTC. So I guess I will too.
But while this is crass and just plain icky, it occurs to me: why aren’t we more repulsed by the flood of normal junk that clogs the airwaves? Where are the protests about network executives inflicting “Emeril” on us? Why aren’t the creators of “Full House” and “Family Matters” brought up on charges? I’m only partially kidding here. For every “Alias” there are about 20 “According to Jim”s. Doesn’t this bother anyone? Are we supposed to just swallow this stuff? (Sometimes, in the case of “Family Matters” for example, we swallow it and ask for some Urkel chaser. But that’s another rant.)
The WTC sitcom idea clearly will not be made. (Famous last words.) But as a true lover of television, I think maybe we should worry more about the next cookie cutter sitcom or insulting reality show knockoff crowding out the last few things worth watching.
When I was growing up, Halloween was my favorite holiday. You got to dress up in a scary costume (OK that one I did on a daily basis), go out with your friends at night, without grownups, and troll around the neighborhood for as much candy as you could carry. We would gladly accept homemade treats – at one house I remember being served soup. My father also loved the holiday, and made a big production every year dressing up as The Church Street Monster. Then he would hide at the side door, and someone would signal to him when kids were at the door, and he would come roaring out to scare them. I also remember having a record (remember those?) of scary sounds that we would play as the trick-or-treaters would come by.
Now, Halloween is typified by a press release from City Hall stating something like:
Trick-or-treat activities will be allowed from 4 to 4:15 p.m. in the mall parking lot, between the orange traffic cones only. Costumes consisting of mostly black will not be allowed, for safety reasons. Children under 14 must hold a parent or guardian’s hand at all times when inside the trick-or-treat area. All “treats” will be x-rayed and examined by drug-sniffing dogs.
Admittedly, I grew up in rural Wisconsin in the 70s, so it is a different world now. But where’s the fun?
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This guy makes millions as a web and publication designer. The world just isn’t fair.
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Here at ‘words mean things,’ we’re always looking for ways to make your visit a happy and productive one. To that end, (after squashing a few bugs) we’ve eliminated the separate archive page and put the archive links along the left margin. Browse to your heart’s content!