Back from the beyond

Month: August 2002 (Page 4 of 6)

Post – August 13, 2002

That’s what I get for turning on ‘ER’ too early

Clark Kent (Dean Cain) and Lois Lane (Teri Hatcher) are in bed, presumably naked, although covered up strategically with a blanket. She shifts against him.

Clark: Your feet are cold.
Lois (coquettishly): Why don’t you warm them up?

Clark lifts up the blanket, and from behind the blanket we see a flash of his heat vision.

Lois (sluttily): You missed!
Clark (leering): …No, I didn’t.

Someone get me a scrub brush. I need to forcibly remove those 30 seconds from my brain.

Post – August 13, 2002

Had a great time meeting Jon-Jon of the Jon-Jon Diaries Sunday night, when he came over to pick up his DVD prize from my recent contest. I’m surprised we hadn’t met before, since he lives right in my neighborhood. A smart, funny, articulate guy both on the web and in life.

Our conflicting opinions about Andy Rooney remain, sadly. But as he does, I hope the ongoing “Rooney Blog Summit” will manage to make the world safe for people with all range of opinions on the Rooney Question. More details to come as the situation develops.

Post – August 13, 2002

So Gatorade has this flavored water called “Propel Fitness Water” in black cherry, lemon, orange and berry. I would so buy something called “Sloth Water” in flavors like double chocolate, glazed doughnut, french fry and cheesecake. Now there’s a product I can get behind.

Post – August 11, 2002

“Don?t get me started.” She continued, “I hate it. It’s ignorant, and it makes country music sound ignorant. It targets an entire culture -? and not just the bad people who did bad things.”

-The Dixie Chicks’ Natalie Maines, when asked about Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue”

Good for you, Natalie.

Post – August 9, 2002

Lunch conversation

Darcy: I really need to see your place again. The last time I was there, you had it decorated so cute.
Me: ….cute?
Darcy: Well, you know, cute in a very masculine sort of way.

Post – August 8, 2002

M. Night Shyamalan has gone off the deep end. Someone called him “the new Spielberg,” but I think he’s the new Lucas, even though the current Lucas is still bedeviling us. Based on “Signs,” MNS has bought so completely into his own shtick that he’s given himself a pivotal role in his own movie, and provided us with a stilted, jokey, story-free parody of his own style.

I liked “The Sixth Sense,” and loved “Unbreakable” much more than most people did. But while those movies, especially “Unbreakable,” were understated and weird in ways you felt in your bones rather than in your brain, this one is just….nothing. I guess MNS would say his movie is about regaining faith, but looked at just on that basis, it’s laughable. Mel Gibson is forced to recite Mike Brady-level speeches to his frightened clan. The scares are the cheapest kind, mostly involving dogs barking. The jokiness pops up throughout, destroying whatever mood has been built up. It just feels dead, unlike “Unbreakable,” which crackles with life.

I hope M. Night can get back on the horse next time. I really want him to.

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