Yes, I watch American Idol. Shut up.
I was happy to see Justin “Sideshow Bob” Guarini among the bottom two vote-getters this week. He has by far the weakest voice among the remaining finalists, and all he has going for him is his creepy camera-flirting manner. Seems to work on Paula “But I have a Grammy” Abdul, though.
In a perfect world, Tamyra Gray and Kelly Clarkson would be the final two, with Kelly the winner. But we all know we don’t live in a perfect world.