Eddie
My friend Paul makes fun of how I can’t stand Kyan Douglas, the grooming guy on “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.” And it’s true, he does irritate the hell out of me: his ultra-trendy (and to me, ugly) clothes, his gelled-up hair, his sneer when he spies hair products not purchased in a salon. Admittedly, I find hating Kyan is part of my enjoyment of the show, since he never disappoints me.
But by far the best thing about Kyan is that his real name is “Eddie.” Can’t make this stuff up, people.