I found something brilliant on the Mighty Big TV message boards this morning that made me feel a little better – a plan for the ousted Pagong jury to retaliate against the evil Tagi. The plan is very simple: bring some snacks to eat while watching Tribal Council. Picture it, it would be great.
Gervase: (Before taping begins) Yeah (munch munch swallow) I was really upset when you guys vot.. oh wait (swallow) Jenna, could you hand me one of those hot wings?
Jenna: Honey Mustard (chew chew) or barbecue?
Gervase: Honey Mustard, thanks. So anyway..
Greg: Sorry to butt in but Gervase, you want a Crunch bar?
Gervase: Oh no, thank you, I’ve had two already.