I’m not making this up, Part II
Apparently everyone’s favorite reformed non-lesbian, Anne Heche, will reveal to Barbara Walters tomorrow night that up until a year ago, she had an alternate personality named Celestia, who spoke directly with God. Oh my sweet lord. Her relationship with Ellen Degeneres, she says, was her way of working out the pain caused by the abuse she suffered at the hands of her closeted gay father.
Words fail me.
Nothing weird about that. I, too, have an alternative personality, only she is an agnostic. Also, according to the Spark test, I am exactly 50% gay. By these standards, Anne Heche is perfectly normal, just a little annoying.
It sounds like she is still in need of some treatment. Not for being a lesbian, (or part-timer) but because she really sounds like she’s out of her gourd.
Good call about the annoying, kd. (I want to hear more about both your primary and secondary personalities.) And she probably can’t even see her gourd from where she is, Xkot.
I have perceptive visitors.
You see, it was FINE for her to be a lesbian, because she wasn’t “really” one because she was abused and now we know she’s fine because she’s well, married. To a guy.
Agggggggggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr.