Back from the beyond

Post – September 9, 2001

Apparently those scary super-geniuses Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have finally revealed their true agenda: subvert the prevailing Christian ideology in America, replacing it with unsavory Eastern mysticism. I guess we should have known that someday, those adorable moppets would rip off their false, smiling faces to reveal the leering devils beneath. Better sooner than later, if you ask me.

2 Comments

  1. Xkot

    Great, funny link! …but I thought they were already leering devils?

  2. kd

    No, I think this is a coverup for the fact that they have obviously sold their souls to Satan.

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