Back from the beyond

Post – October 26, 2001

I definitely have not been mentioning Osama Bin Laden (aka the Head Evildoer) on my weblog enough lately. Osama, Osama, Osama. When I heard the rumor that you were dead, I thought, “I hope Bert is OK.” I was not nearly as concerned with the welfare of Mary-Kate and Ashley, however.

And to whoever made that stupid Flash movie with George Bush playing the bongo drums: is that all you have to do with your time? How long did that thing take you? Why must you torment us so? Oh my sweet lord.

5 Comments

  1. Mosey

    When you say Osama three times you are admitting you like Cocca Puffs in urnie for breakfast you know.

  2. paisley

    i like marykate & ashley! they rock!

  3. Xkot

    Make sure you say Usama too, as well as “Funny pictures,
    Pool party, Paula Poundstone, and Tenacious D.”

    Damn, I think I just diverted half of my Google traffic to you.

  4. kd

    Don’t forget to mention the Day-O song and the Bin Laden Liquors game.

  5. The NetDork

    saying it 3 times like that, hmmmm…maybe it’ll be like Beetlejuice & make him appear. then we can wipe him out.

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