If Andy Rooney does another “commentary” about the contents of his desk drawers, I swear to god I’m going to go over to CBS and bang his head against the wall over and over until I feel better.
Wait, I feel better already. You’re safe, Andy.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, didn’t you LIKE it when Andy Rooney pointed out his emmy on top of his bookshelf? I didn’t know Andy Rooney won an emmy. Wow, that would be like getting a peabody for lint.
I thought his piece on how people like to take showers rather than baths was brilliant, simply brilliant!
Did you ever see his piece on soap? No, not a joke. He revealed one of his goals in life was to be rich enough to throw bars of soap away right after the letters wore off.