Back from the beyond

Post – November 13, 2002

I’m jumping on the Ben/JLo wagon pretty late, especially after Xkot’s great post about those ecstatic lovebirds. But I came across this quote from Matt Damon about Ben’s engagement, and I couldn’t resist:

“Even when he lost his virginity, he wasn’t this happy.”

Matt should know – he was there.

BONUS JOKE (also stolen from somewhere on the Net):
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are scheduled to be married on Valentine’s Day, 2003. So we can pencil in the divorce around Christmas 2003.

4 Comments

  1. Kevin

    Ayyyy…dios mio!

  2. John Kusch

    “Finally, someone I can just hang out with; we can braid each others’ hair and paint our toenails! It’ll be just like high school!”

    –Ben *and* J-Lo, interviewed separately

  3. Xkot

    I saw that Damon quote on the news. I believe I saw a bitter little tear run down his cheek.

    Very funny quip, by the way.

  4. Haidi

    This is a real quote from J.Lo:

    “I want to get married in a church this time. I had never been before.”

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