YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER!
Prize to the first person who can explain where my new tagline comes from. (Not you, Amanda. That would be cheating.)
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MARTHA STEWART ON CBS!!!
WHAT DO I WIN ?!?!?!!1!!???
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I go now.
Oh, foo. I knew that too. Is there a prize for second?
Maybe Adam just misspelled “wiener”.
Could be. I already know that I am one.
You
are
all
losers.
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I go now, grating cheese.
Yes, Matt won a fabulous Gourmet Cheese Mill for his correct answer in the latest tagline contest. Congratulations, Matt.
As if our household needed to become any cheesier.
Thank you, Adam.
Fark all you other losers!!!!!!
(I’m a bad winner!!1!!!!! Behold the power of cheese-heads!)
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I go now.
I think Brett Favre would have something to say about that. I wonder if there were any lynchings in Green Bay last night. Saw #68 Mike Wahle on Fox last night, and I really truly feel that I’m uniquely qualified to make him feel all better.
Ha! I arleady have one (actually 2), so your prize would be useless. Next time, offer the glidiing action Jesus.
All prizes are useless in the hands of a LOSER!!!1
You
are
all
in
my
thrall
(jealous
tart)
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I go now.