Since the administration doesn’t think we’re off-balance enough, they’ve decided to tell us there’s another credible terrorist threat. Or at least lots of “chatter” on all the tapped phone lines from those thousands of terrorists they can spy on but not apprehend. On the national TV news tonight, they said, the terrorists could be targeting Wall Street, the Capitol, the Pentagon, or other nationally-significant targets. Or, possibly, “shopping malls, hotels, or apartment buildings.”
After all, not everyone lives in the Pentagon.
In fact, they may be targeting you specifically. Right now. Details after this message from our sponsors.
You could say something guaranteed to offend an Islamic fundamentalist like, say, “Your wife exposes her face and reads books to aroused camels,” or some such, and see if you blow up.