New Fox Reality Show to Determine Ruler of Iraq
U.S. General Jay Garner (Ret.) will host the show under the auspices of the Pentagon. The three celebrity judges will be choreographer and former Chrysalis recording artist Toni Basil, internationally renowned hairstylist Vidal Sassoon, and television star Kevin Sorbo.
As John has said, thank goodness the Onion hasn’t yet been shut down by the government.
Sparky (http://www.sparkmonkey.com/) had the best suggestion by far, but I fear the window may soon close: The Onion should simply run the AP feed for its next issue.
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I go now.