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Bullies

Bullies

Watching President Bush give one of his rare press conferences on C-SPAN today, it was painful as usual. But I put up with bulging veins in my head because I think it’s important to know what he’s saying. Among his main points:

-Iraq is a main front on the war on terror.
-Lots of schools and other infrastructure elements are opening back up in Iraq. Electricity is almost back to pre-war levels.
-Terrorists promote a culture of fear.
-Terrorists end innocent lives, primarily 3,000 people on…wait for it….Sept. 11, 2001.

Listening to this, all I could think of was a bully pinning his prey to the playground blacktop, grabbing the geek’s hand and slamming it into his own face, while chanting, “Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!”

2 Comments

  1. odile

    You are too funny, thanks for making me laugh.

  2. Adam

    Thanks, Odile, but in this case I think it’s more sad than funny.

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