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Typical rhetoric on FreeRepublic.com, where knickers are in a serious twist

“All those who are living in Mass. have to live in a gay hell forever. They’re not going to be pleased by what they’re about to witness. The demons will be urinating in the streets, and mothers will have to guard their children. It won’t happen within a week, but by next year it will be the sodomote pit of vileness. Things are about to change. The spirt of morality usually not found in Mass. will grow like never before. The Lord works in strange ways. He’s setting them up for their fall.”

I guess I should scrap my plans to urinate in the streets tomorrow. The Freepers will be watching.

4 Comments

  1. Justin Poirier

    so glad this is finally happening. with northampton and provincetown (two well known safe havens for the lesbian and gay communities respectively) in our state, it’s about damn time. of course every time my ridiculously liberal-leaning state elects another republican governer, my soul dies a little. but anyways yeah, bring on the street pissers! once they’re married there’ll be NO STOPPING THEM!!

  2. Jesse

    You pee to distract the mothers while I grab their children.

  3. Matt

    Wait, you mean today’s baby-eating day?
    I am so not prepared; I must have lost my copy of the Gay Agenda again …
    ____________
    I go now.

  4. Sean

    I think the outcry against gay marriage comes from those who hate to see the number of single gays dwindle while they stew in the closet.

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