I sat slackjawed this morning watching OJ Simpson be interviewed by Katie Couric. She did get in a few good low-key cracks, like when she proved that the charities he said he was going to be giving his money from the “Ask OJ” web site to didn’t know anything about it.

The site has even spurred staid web media like MSNBC to say that it “might have been designed by a combination of Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol and the Insane Clown Posse.”

Then, as fate would have it, I came upon something that treats the “saga” with the reverence it deserves: The OJ Trial as told by Dr. Seuss.