Last night I dreamt I was living in an old broken-down apartment with someone who looked exactly like Audrey Tatou. The only thing I remember about our living arrangement was, whenever I would want to take a shower, she would run in and jump in the shower just ahead of me.
Which would have been fine, if I had a slightly different roommate. (apologies to Wayne R.)
How come she’s not jumping in the shower in *my* dreams… Oh well.