I promise I’ll stop with all the quotes – after this one
“Nobody likes burned nuts.”
-Martha Stewart
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im choking im laughing so hard keep the quotes
The man at the convienience store post office told me to have fun with my box earlier today. I almost peed my pants.
Well, Nik, if that’s what you think of as ‘fun with your box,’ … you know, not my scene or anything, but, like, to each her own.
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I go now.
Considering and rejecting too many one liners at once! Overload! *smoke pours from ears*
I had actually bought a box from him, and I laughed when he said that, but he didn’t get it. One of the dirty old men in line behind me got it though. Grody.
Well, it is true, after all. Burned nuts are nobody’s idea of fun.