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I’ve been fiddling with the closed captioning on the new big TV lately. I find I like putting it on the “info” setting, because that often tells me enough when I’m channel surfing to know if I should pause – it’ll show the movie title, etc.

So this morning, I switch over to NBC to watch Tim “I Hate Hillary” Russert on “Meet the Press,” and the closed captioning read, “Saturday Night Live.”

You can’t make this stuff up, people.

I predicted last week while having lunch with some friends that if George W. Bush gets another term as President, by the end of his term The Onion will have gone out of business. The reason? Irrelevancy.

3 Comments

  1. Jesse

    No, really, you could make it up.

  2. Phillip Harrington

    I cancelled my cable tv today.

  3. LeslyeGarrett

    lightning stuck my cable box (2) years ago…took it as a sign from God that I should no longer watch TV

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