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Post – December 7, 2001

I’ve extolled the virtues of “Monsters, Inc.” several times on this page. Along with “Princess and the Warrior,” I think it’s one of the best movies of 2001. (Which isn’t saying much, unfortunately. But these two stand on their own.) Now they’re advertising that after keeping the animation “outtakes” out of the closing credits, they’re adding them back in starting today. (Outtakes, for those who don’t know, are extra little scenes Pixar animates that are like traditional movie flubs, where characters blow their lines, the microphone gets in the shot, etc. The outtakes for Toy Story 2 [are you listening, Xkot?] are absolutely priceless.) This is an evil plot to make fans like me see the movie yet again for the outtakes. Evil, but effective. Anyone want to go with me?

Post – December 7, 2001

This week I told a friend of mine that he’s high maintenance. I didn’t mean it in a mean way, it just seemed like the truth to me. He got really bent out of shape over that, which, frankly, I think is a mark of a high-maintenance person. 🙂 I’ve always thought of myself as extremely low maintenance, but friends I’ve polled over this issue rate me “medium maintenance.” I guess this qualifies as a sort of non-online open-ended personality test: what maintenance grade are you and why?

Post – December 6, 2001

I want to create an online personality test called “Which online personality test are you?”

I think that might put the whole thing to rest.

Reminds me of the line in the Simpsons episode when they get the monkey’s paw, and wish to be rich and famous. They’re walking through an exclusive restaurant and you overhear a woman say, “The Simpsons! At first they were cute and funny, but now they’re just annoying.”

Post – December 5, 2001

CityDesk, Joel Spolsky’s web content management program, is finally out. It’s basically Blogger on the desktop, keeping your content locally and then publishing it to the web via FTP. It’s not set up out of the box to be a weblog tool; it’s more focused on news or opinion sites with longer articles. But the scripting language appears to allow the regular weblog-style stuff to be accomplished. There will have to be some templates and scripts written for it geared toward weblogs before it becomes a good tool for most non-techie webloggers. In fact, I think Joel should think about adding those templates in a future release. Whatever the limitations of this first release, it’s an exciting step in the right direction for low-cost, easy-to-understand web site management. Bravo to Joel and his company, Fog Creek Software.

Post – December 4, 2001

Random holiday thoughts

1. Rudolph should have told Santa and those other reindeer where they could stick it, after how they treated him.
2. I like Christmas music a lot more than I like Christmas.
3. I really don’t think Santa needs to see me when I’m sleeping.

Post – December 3, 2001

Random incredibly funny movie dialog that you have to see to appreciate:

Evelle: These balloons blow up into any funny shapes at all?
Grocery Man: Not unless round is funny.
-Raising Arizona

Post – December 3, 2001

On the cover of a recent Time magazine technology insert is a woman holding a gift wrapped in red white and blue paper, ringed with stars.
The headline read, “Online shopping – Do your part for the holidays!”

I think additional commentary is not necessary.

Post – December 3, 2001

Crucial new legislation for Russ Feingold to spearhead:

-No Christmas decorations, music or commerce until after Thanksgiving.
-No carry-on luggage on airlines. If you want to take it, check it, buddy.
-Andy Rooney is deported to a desert island no less than 500 miles from the nearest TV transmitter.

This country has a lot of laws. But I think these are things we can all get behind.

Post – December 3, 2001

If Andy Rooney does another “commentary” about the contents of his desk drawers, I swear to god I’m going to go over to CBS and bang his head against the wall over and over until I feel better.

Wait, I feel better already. You’re safe, Andy.

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