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Post – January 15, 2001

Anyone who’s ever seen “Iron Chef” on the Food Network will probably enjoy this parody. I love the Food Network but for some reason I just can’t get into that show. Maybe it’s because the finished dishes often look like something you fished out of a drain trap.

Post – January 14, 2001

I’ve been reading The Diagnosis by Alan Lightman, who wrote one of my all-time favorite books, Einstein’s Dreams. ‘Diagnosis’ is a harrowing look at the technological disconnects that contemporary American society thrusts in our faces every minute of every day, unless we are diligent in combatting them. Tough going, but worth it.

Throw away your cell phone. Put your pager under the wheel of a truck. Don’t e-mail someone if you can talk to them. Turn off the TV. Lower the volume. Taste your food. Get some sleep. Read ‘The Diagnosis’ and you’ll understand.

Post – January 10, 2001

A simple but upsetting truth: Burger King is the only fast food joint that can’t even manage to make its fare appetizing in its own commercials. The sight of the flat, processed paddle they call the chicken sandwich, sprinkled with green sawdust shavings and topped with questionable mayo-like product, is enough to send anyone running screaming to the nearest Tofu Hut. Or at least to McDonald’s.

Post – January 9, 2001

“I was just letting that illegal alien from Guatemala stay in my house for two years out of compassion. I did give her a little spending money here and there, but it certainly wasn’t because she cleaned my pool for me (and a fine job she did, too, even with the nasty gunk in the filter). Yes, she also vaccuumed, mopped, cleaned, and did laundry and ironing. But an employee? No! She was a friend.”

Post – January 5, 2001

Blogger seems to have unblocked itself, at least for now. This is, as the Queen of Domesticity herself would say, a very good thing. It’s so easy to take things for granted until they are taken from us. Yes, maybe a stretch, maybe hyperbole, but still a good thing to reflect on in the new year.

Bring on Blogger Pro!

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