“I would like to go to some third-world country and wash their children…But that’s just me. I’m a mercenary sort of person at heart.”
-ultraperky materialist Melissa, when asked what she would do with Joe Millionaire’s fake $50 million
Is it no wonder I love this show? The best part is that Joe/Evan obviously didn’t catch her mercenary/missionary malapropism. So they were both in the dark, making for a classic pop culture trash moment. On top of that, he picked her to stay over the earnest but pushy and clingy Mojo, even though Melissa is clearly a spoiled, shallow brat.
Amazingly, my favorite, Zora, is still in it. She’s the only one of the four (now three) remaining who doesn’t have that brittle Lancome-counter-chemical-peel-collagen look. She also appears to be a sweetheart, and understandably unimpressed with the flashy trappings of Evan’s pretend wealth.
She’s too good for him, if you ask me.