First thing I’m going to do when I’m rich and famous is invent a machine that puts my pants on both legs at a time, so that people can’t say I still put them on one leg at a time.
John Kusch
Kevin James used to be a sexy man. Now I’m not even sure if he’s a sexy lesbian.
First thing I’m going to do when I’m rich and famous is invent a machine that puts my pants on both legs at a time, so that people can’t say I still put them on one leg at a time.
Kevin James used to be a sexy man. Now I’m not even sure if he’s a sexy lesbian.