Dockers SuperStretch commercial – first draft
[Fade in on science lab. Handsome DR. BRUCE BANNER sits before several computer screens, showing animated DNA etc. He swivels his chair to face the camera.]
BANNER
Hi. My name is Dr. Bruce Banner. I’m a genetic scientist, and normally I wouldn’t be endorsing a product on television. But I’ve got to tell you, Dockers SuperStretch are the best pants I’ve ever worn.
[Footage of Hulk rampages plays]
With my active lifestyle, I put some serious demands on my pants. But whether I’m dodging the bites of a genetic mutant poodle, deflecting helicopter-fired missiles, or battling my father, transformed into a giant rock monster, Dockers SuperStretch are with me every step of the way.
[Back to BANNER in the lab]
They’re comfortable, they move with me, and they have the stretch I need. I’m partial to purple, but they come in seven designer colors. They’re even stain-resistant and never need ironing!
[leaning sheepishly toward the camera]
And it doesn’t hurt that Betty thinks I look good in them.
[BETTY ROSS enters, crossing to sit on BANNER’S lap. She wraps her arms around his neck playfully.]
BETTY
Hi, sweetheart.
[She kisses him, then pulls back a little and smiles.]
Nice pants!
[FADE OUT]