Guest poster

Today’s guest poster: Lisa D. of the currently on-hiatus “Lisa Crankypants”

So I’m lying in bed (just like Brian Wilson did) watching TV, and I see the commercial for the new “Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” I don’t watch movies like that normally, as seeing people sliced and diced is not what I feel is entertaining. But I’m tempted, if only to see if I could get an answer to the burning question, “Where does Leatherface shop?”

I mean it. If nothing else, the guy has got to be burning through a major amount of replacement chains and gasoline. Where does he get more? Does the guy down at the local hardware store say things like, “Gee – the scary lookin’ dude with the human skin mask was in again, getting more chainsaw parts. And it ‘pears that another carload of teens has disappeared. Hmmmm . . . say, did anyone see that new episode of Miss Match last night? I swear, that Alicia Silverstone gets purtier and purtier!”

I dunno – maybe he shops a lot on the web.

-from an e-mail Lisa sent to me last night