Sometimes horoscopes can be strangely insightful. Here’s mine:
Cancer
You like things more than you like people right now. Things stay where you put them and bend easily to your will. People develop opinions about you, some of which make you happy and some of which have to be corrected. Anyone trying to burst the balloon of your elaborate joke will find a lot more than hot air inside. In your own flamboyant way, you’re telling the truth. Once you drop the cheerful curmudgeon act, it turns out that you really love people. They’re wonderful to touch and fun for sharing good ideas and good times. You also love people because they can applaud.
Sometimes.