President Vice President Cheney apparently had a “frank exchange of views” with Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy on the Senate floor Tuesday.

Depending on whose account you go by, Cheney either said “Fuck you,” “Fuck off,” or my favorite, “Go fuck yourself.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you can’t make this stuff up, people.

UPDATE: Best Atrios commenter on the situation: “Cheney can go FRANK EXCHANGE OF VIEWS himself, as far as I’m concerned..”

UPDATE PART DEUX: I came up with a bumper sticker to commemorate the occasion.

Bush Cheney '04 - Go Fuck Yourself!