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Kill Bill, Vol. 1

Kill Bill, Vol. 1

Quentin Tarantino’s movies have always been about style over substance. I think “Pulp Fiction” is brilliant, but it’s a sugar rush, not a character study.

And if “Pulp Fiction” is like eating a package of Twinkies, “Kill Bill” is like pouring 40 Pixie Stix straight down your throat. It’s gorgeous, the music is fun, the action is non-stop, Uma Thurman kicks serious ass – but it doesn’t leave a lot behind. You stumble out of the theater with a smile on your face, but a little unsure how it got there.

That’s not to say I’m not looking forward to Vol. 2. I am. I love elephant ears at the county fair; that doesn’t mean I want to eat them every day.

Related story…
Every year around this time, I get a terrible craving for candy corn. I run into Shopko or wherever, my hands practically shaking with anticipation, and leave with the prize. Then I open the bag and greedily eat a couple handfuls.

Immediately, I feel queasy and can’t even *look* at candy corn, until the next year when it happens again.

Award “Kill Bill” should win at the next Oscars:

Best Use of “Kaboom” Cereal in a Motion Picture

6 Comments

  1. david

    candy corn freaks me out. i doesn’t look like corn. the shape is more akin to an extracted incisor. however, I like the orange candy when it is shaped like a little pumpkin. mmmmmm.

  2. Arthur

    Is it just me, or did the dialogue really suck in Kill Bill? And why – other than “style” – did they keep bleeping The Bride’s name whenever it was spoken?

  3. Sherri

    Arthur, there was dialogue in Kill Bill? I mean, other than the highly stylized, ripped right out of the 70’s Asian kick-ass-bleed-lots-chop-socky films ? (The only line I really remember is “That’ll teach you not to fuck around with Yakuza! Now go home to your mother!”)

    Actually, I understand from various reviews that most of the dialogue shows up in the second half, in small part because of the “out of order order” the film was cut into. I loved the ending, though, and I really, REALLY wanna know what ELSE Sofia lost…

    1) Right after the movie, my husband and I were overcome with an irresistable urge for Dunkin’ Donuts. I’m not sure if there’s a connection, but it’s NEVER happened before.

    2) Candy Corn is evil. In fact, I hate most of the sugar/clay molded candy. It’s those little tiny chocolate bars that win my heart and hide in my desk drawer for the rest of the year.

  4. james_jackson

    The first Halloween I remember I ate a ton of candy corn while making my rounds.

    Upon returning home I promptly barfed it up as my parents opened the door to our house.

    Even the sight of it makes my stomach churn to this day.

  5. james_jackson

    Oh yeah, I’m looking forward to seeing Kill Bill.

  6. Lisa

    “That’ll teach you not to fuck around with Yakuza! Now go home to your mother!”

    Gee, and here I thought that was from the infamous Simpsons episode where Marge goes into the pretzel business, thereby setting up a showdown between her Mafia cohorts and the Yakuza.

    Well, not really. But close enough.

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