Best. MetaFilter. Comment. Ever.
“I find it hard to believe that anything would bring down the Bush Administration. At this point in time, I honestly feel that Bush COULD stab a small child in the neck, on national television, and get away with it.”
-from a thread about the Bush administration punishing Joseph Wilson, one of the whistleblowers in the State of the Union mess
I’d love to see the administration’s spin on that one.
“The girl clearly made a threatening move toward the President during the Easter Egg Hunt. The security tape of the President’s alleged countermove was regrettably bulk-erased by IT staff at the CIA, but British intelligence sources told us after the incident that she may have been an Iranian midget undercover operative known as ‘Sasha.’ We’ll have more to tell you in six months.”
Are these people crazy? He’s proved that he has a couple Supreme Court judges in his pocket but he aint made of Kryptonite! He makes “Slick Willie” Clinton look like double sided duct tape. I hope the Democrats or someone finds a Kenneth Star to go and investigate everything about Bush. Bush gave the speech and he is responsible for the lies in it. It is ridiculous to think that we can say today that for sure the North Koreans are making nuclear weapons because of trace amounts of some bizarre element in the air and in Iraq we never heard about this test. Either we have evidence against Iraq or we don’t. And apparently we don’t! Instead of a finger wagging denial we are getting a well orchestrated magic trick.
Sasha was an imminent threat and had to be dealt with to protect freedom. Case closed.
The CIA tells us that it was the work of North Korean assassin employing their new Looks Like Bush technology. Invasion highly recommended.
So. Sick. Of. Sentances. Made. Up. Of. One. Word. Sentances.
In certain circles, the above comment would be answered by anebriated cries of, “Ooooh GUUUUURL!”