“Oh My Freakin’ God” Award of the Day
“U.S. President and Naval Aviator” Action Figure
-via Daily Kos
Here at words mean things, the OMFG Award used to be monthly (or weekly, when things were really crazy). But these days, that’s just not enough to keep up.
“Actual figure may vary slightly from item shown.”
You can say that again. I actually bought one of these, but it went mysteriously AWOL, got busted for DUI in the Barbie Corvette, and then somehow ended up palling around with a bunch of corporate gangster action figures.
Not quite the “elite force” figure I was hoping for. 🙁
i’m gonna hurl
what next? jerry fallwell in a shuttle space suit?
Is the crotch bulge anatomically incorrect?
I want to not know how hung our ‘leader’ is.
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I go now.
I suspect rolled up socks, Matt.
Oh my god, Sockman!!!
He used to hang out at the gay bar in Norfolk, VA!?!?!?!?
Actually the plastic version is better looking than the real Bush — no squint or strange ears — less destructive, too.