Happy Birthday to Me!
Today is my birthday. Some birthday stuff:
1. My friend Paul and I have decided that I owe my life to the fact that my mother smoked when she was pregnant with me and my brothers. We were all rather large babies, and I think had she been smoke-free when my brother Roby was born, he would have been so big she would have said “That’s it. No more.” Paul thought that maybe, a few years later, feeling pangs of emptiness, my parents would have adopted a Chinese girl and named her Kim. Thus the Blust children would have been Robert and Kim, but no Adam.
2. In talking with some friends about my birthday, and feeling ancient, I trotted out the old chestnut “Well, it’s better than the alternative.” But right after I said it I thought, “I have no idea if that’s true or not.” I told my friend Lynelle today that maybe the afterlife is great. “It better be!” she said.
3. My father named all three of us, which my mother now admits was a blessing. As I’ve already revealed on my about page, she wanted to name me Randall or Randolph so I could be called Randy. In my high school, Randy was this guy who wore his cap with the Caterpillar logo on it at all times, had his senior picture taken with his dog and his gun, and married his pregnant girlfriend before graduation. I am not a Randy. (See #14 on my “100 Things” list.)
Have some cake today, and pretend it’s my birthday cake. This is all I ask.