Overheard near the “Harry Potter” display at Borders
Mother, grabbing giant book and dragging 7-year-old away by his hand: “OK. Let’s go get a book for you.”
Father: “Where’s the regular one?” (Clearly wanting to purchase a softcover version, not understanding the realities of book publishing.)
Mother: “It’s 1,000 pages. I guess we can’t finish it tonight.”
Bored/cynical bookseller, when I asked if people got a discount on the book for pre-ordering it: “Not any more than everyone else got.” (the book is 40 percent off)
I have no idea why anyone pre-ordered this book, especially because anyone interested enough in it to pre-order it would have heard that the initial print run was going to be something like 47 million books. (It’s actually 6.8 million, but same idea.) You could have built a house with the number of copies at this one Borders alone.
My friend Michele, the biggest Harry Potter fan I know, called me excitedly this morning (waking me up) to tell me she had procured one of the treasured volumes. I told her I would wait until she read it and then borrow hers. I’m not in a hurry to read it; I can’t even remember what happened in the last book.
Neither could Michele.