A friend of mine who just completed her application for Survivor 3 has told me that the next series will be in Africa somewhere. While I’m sure that will be OK, it seems a little mundane for a third show. I was hoping that they would turn the screws a little more on the location and pick something really interesting. Antarctica, maybe (although that would make filming difficult, not to mention the virtual impossibility of showing off ratings-making bikinis and rippled chests). Or maybe high up in the trees like Ewoks. But my favorite prospect would be underwater, like the research facility in “Deep Blue Sea.”

“Damnit! Summer left the decompression chamber door open again!”