Touched by an Angel is the pop culture equivalent of a car crash. A bad one. You don’t want to look, but…
In recent weeks, this pseudo-religious pap factory has used hereditary blindness, pregnant women in peril, cancer victims (twice!), gambling addiction, and even Downs syndrome children to smack you in the face with its “message.” Last night, the message apparently was that planning a Halloween party would bring the wrath of Satan (!) down on your head, in the form of a large lion. (The lion will be scared away if you sing hymns at it.) And don’t touch those Tarot cards – they’re EVIL! This show is an insult to every person who actually takes their faith seriously. Now where did I leave those Tarot cards?