So Colby “Mr. Unstoppable” Donaldson had his mom visit the Outback last night on Survivor:DV, in an exact replica of Sean “Dr. Stoopid” Kenniff’s dad’s visit last time. Except this time, Colby’s mom watched him shower; slept beside him in Colby’s new Pontiac Aztec; and prompted him to say as she left, “It was like a conjugal visit when you’re a prisoner.”
I hope to god Colby doesn’t know what “conjugal” means.
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed that. I had to think about it for a minute before I decided he was just dense.
And I don’t want Colby to win. I kind of did, but now I’m rooting for Tina.