The infamous Miss Cleo of psychic line fame sent me an e-mail:
Adam, you must have friends in high places. I’ve been authorized to issue you a Free Tarot Reading! Without any cost or obligation, you can learn about important events concerning your future. It is vital that you call immediately! Call toll-free 1-800-308-1673
She even “signed” her name to it:
I feel so honored. (She even has a blog! But then, so does every living organism on god’s green earth.)
I got the same email… damn… I thought I was special 🙁
no, i *didn’t* get one, so *i’m* special.
Hi babies! Yeah, Miguel, I be savin’ somethin’ SPECIAL fo’ you! An’ it ain’t my Uncola Laugh! Ha ha ha!
Hehe. I got that letter too. ;p
I be personal signin’ all de letters, babies! I got to be keepin’ mahself busy whilst I be readin’ da fortunes! Dat’s why mah hair be different in every commerical, when I not singin’ de letters I be braidin!