So Gatorade has this flavored water called “Propel Fitness Water” in black cherry, lemon, orange and berry. I would so buy something called “Sloth Water” in flavors like double chocolate, glazed doughnut, french fry and cheesecake. Now there’s a product I can get behind.
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There’s something disturbingly seductive about those product suggestions, even though the idea of french-fry-flavored water sounds disgusting.
Of course, Gatorade ain’t exactly the greatest tasting stuff out there, either.
Yeah, I kind of agree with you on the french fry thing. But those were what I thought of off the top of my head.
The best part is most of those “fitness water” lines have just as much sugar in them as a Coke.
I know! I was expecting something that tasted sour and bitter, like chewing on a multivitamin — but it tastes *exactly* like Gatorade. I sure hope they learn to grow me a new pancreas at the high-falootin’ doctor place soon!
I’d like some ham.