I’ve decided to conclude the Royal Tenenbaums DVD essay contest a day early, and award the big prize to Jon-Jon of The Jon-Jon Diaries for his Zen-koan-like entry:
I do not deserve a copy of The Royal Tennenbaums on DVD, which is precisely why I deserve one.
Congratulations to Jon-Jon and thanks to those who entered.
awww…I was almost finished with mine. Jon Jon’s was probably better anyways. I’ll go pout now and go watch my Goonies DVD.
Sorry about that, Kevin. I was worried something like this would happen. Power goes to my head sometimes.