Adam’s One-Sentence Movie Reviews
I thought I should write a little something about the movies I’ve seen lately. But in order not to take up too much of your time, I’ll limit each to one sentence.
Die Another Day
Pretty much what you’d expect.
Analyze That
No reason to exist.
Far From Heaven
Loved the art direction – straight from 50s melodramas – and loved, as usual, a movie taking a chance on something different.
Real Women Have Curves
Simplistic but sweet and good-natured.
The best part of RWHC was the audience – my brother and I were the only people under 80 in the theater. There was much loud exclamation and narration, especially during the one (tame) love scene. My favorite part was when one lady, probably wandering back from the restroom or the concession stand, couldn’t find her way back to her seat. So ensued this loud conversation:
Lady: WHERE ARE YOU?
Her friend, just feet away: I’M RIGHT HERE!
[repeat 10 times]