The Best of Christmas
Best Christmas Song: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Best Christmas Album: Charlie Brown Christmas
Best Christmas Movie: A Christmas Story
Best Christmas TV Special: The Grinch
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Nixon…..
Comet, Cupid……Donna Dixon.”
-Homer Simpson, taking a test to become a department store Santa Claus
TO BE VERY HAPPY FOR WHAT GOD HAS GIVEING US, BUT THE MOST IS TO GAVE THE SAME TO EVERYONE.
1-LISTEN
2-FROM YOUR HEART
3-TO REALLY TOUCH OTHERS FROM YOUR HEART
4- THE MEANING OF LIFE
5- (LOVE )
I can’t decide if I hate all capitals and bad grammar or the email address “irishnut68@aol.com” more.
I think that for this Christmas I’m going to give a gift from the heart — the gift of blood. Straight from my heart to your dining room table. Then while everyone’s trying to staunch the flow, I’ll be touching everyone from my heart. Then the Holidays will be over. Forever.
I do love the Grinch, but “You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch” can’t even compare to the thrill I get when I hear the first strains of . . .
“I’m Mr. Icicle, I’m Mr. Snow!
I’m Mr. White Christmas, Mr. Ten-Below!
Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch,
(bada bada)
Turns to snow in my clutch.
I’m too much!”
When I was a kid, present wrapping and cookie making day always seemed to coincide with an airing of “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court.” Now, I tend to pop in “The Nightmare before Christmas,” or a seasonal MST3K before I settle down to work.