Crucial new legislation for Russ Feingold to spearhead:
-No Christmas decorations, music or commerce until after Thanksgiving.
-No carry-on luggage on airlines. If you want to take it, check it, buddy.
-Andy Rooney is deported to a desert island no less than 500 miles from the nearest TV transmitter.
This country has a lot of laws. But I think these are things we can all get behind.
Can we send Britney out with Andy? Oh wait a minute, I just got a REALLY bad visual image there. Oh no no no.
Heyyyy! I want to take my camera on the plane!