“Touched by an Angel” has got to be one of the most horrifying pop culture phemonenons of the last decade. In what seems to be an unending string of “I was too lazy to change the channel” epiphanies, I caught about 2/3 of tonight’s episode, where the plucky angels help a mother dying of cancer, her confused daughter, and the evil atheist father, who just happens to be (*gasp*) a science teacher. God must be pretty upset that his existence and love are being peddled like a Veg-O-Matic on Sunday night television, on the backs of women with ovarian cancer. And that’s all I have to say about that.