All fans of stupefyingly bad movies must be told of perhaps the zenith of the art form: Zardoz. A middle-aged Sean Connery, alternatively dressed in an orange diaper and a full wedding dress, wanders through this post-apocalyptic tale of, well, I’m not sure exactly. There are giant projection-screen televisions, lots of bread baking, discussions of erectile dysfunction, topless women on horseback, huge stone heads spewing rifles, embryonic pod people, and a bunch of other stuff I must have blocked out.
I have absolutely no idea what this was about, and only vaguely understand what in fact happened, if anything. Go rent it, now, and let me know what you thought.