Why does every crappy movie have to have a web site? Even the thought of watching ?Dude, Where?s My Car?? makes my internal organs feel as though they will quiver and burst, and production photos and inane, bandwidth-clogging Flash movies just add insult to injury. Even if you enjoyed the movie, what?s the point?
As a side note, the budget of even a modest $20 million production that will beat a hasty retreat to Encore could pay 400 teachers? salaries for a year. Think about that the next time you sit through ?Don?t Tell Mom the Babysitter?s Dead? on cable.