Today Xkot linked to the Realdoll site, where they sell realistic-looking full-size silicon sex dolls for $6,000-$7,000, depending on “features.” (Don’t blame me for American culture, people.) The “frequently-asked questions” page is particularly fascinating. Here are some of my favorites (you can make up your own answers for extra entertainment):
-Does the silicon flesh have a foul odor or flavor?
-Tell me more about Realdoll’s breasts.
-Do you sell body parts separately?
and the best one, by far:
-What is your return policy?
That site was hilarious. I can’t believe I read through the whole FAQ section – it was fascinating. Ha! This goes back to a statement I make all the time, “How’d you like to make those all day every day?”
Don’t forget to check out the Male Real Doll. (shudders)
This same company was featured in GQ several years back. The best comment of that article was a guy who bought one giving the testimonial “be sure to spend $200 for the extra hole… totally worth it.”
Oh my. This one line will be haunting me for the rest of the night: “All of REALDOLL’s cavities allow deep insertions.”
oh dear – that is sick and sad