Watched “Friends” for the first time in probably a whole season this week. (I’m not sure why. I haven’t been really entertained by the show in three years.) I was surprised at how old they all look, sort of like the college kids who hang out at the high school during breaks so they can relive their glory days.
The (freaky) exception was Courteney Cox, who seemed to have had some disturbing plastic surgery – or maybe it was just one too many chemical peels. She had this strange death’s-head sort of look about her, punctuated with giant protruding teeth. I was somewhat frightened – I’m sure not the reaction she was going for.
I think that Courtney Cox (-Arquette) and Katie Couric suffer from some NBC-related condition which begins with unhealthy weight loss and causes the whole maxillary and mandibular area to protrude while also making the lips flatten and become taut and fishy. The lack of collagen injection is particularly noticable in these cases. The only known cure is to eat a sandwich and find a way to get your soul back.