“Can’t Believe I Just Saw That” Award of the Week
Martha Kent is making superhero costumes for her son on the first episode of “Lois and Clark.” We get to the final familiar one, and Martha leers up and down Dean Cain’s body, saying, “Well, at least they won’t be looking at your face. They don’t call them ‘tights’ for nothing.”
I almost poked out my own eyes.
As someone whose mother has made several spandex outfits for her well-endowed son, I thought that was pretty funny. He is SUPER-MAN after all.
So your brother has a big dick and wears tights? Why doesn’t he ever visit?
I’ll try to get him to fly into Madison next time he comes to visit, and I’ll send him upstairs while I beat some personality into his wife. Wish me luck.
Now that’s altruism!
Beat her with a personality stick.
Apparently his still isn’t enough …
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I go now.
Oh my lord, Matt, that was great! I think his is strictly for beating into submission. I need to go wash my brain out with soap now.
I’m wondering if the poking out your own eyes comment was a deliberate reference to Oedipus or not.
Ha ha! I didn’t even *think* of that. Oh please, tell me it was on purpose.
Reminds me of this fantastically attractive, stupendously drunk redhead who walked up to me in a bar, grabbed my ass, and slurred, “Aye avva big DICK!”
“That’s not the part of your body I’m interested in using,” I said. That had him thinking for a good thirty seconds.