My brother has been bugging me to put something up on my web site about him. Why, I really don’t know. Imagine my surprise to find that he’s already achieved a certain measure of internet notoriety. He told me yesterday he plans to begin a new career as “Campfire Bob,” going to children’s parties and corporate retreats, singing songs, telling scary stories and roasting marshmallows over his portable campfire. Yes, the entire family needs professional help.