So I picked the Survivor:DV final two a month ago, which maybe wasn’t too much of a stretch, but I’m pleased. I do owe my Mom $10, since I bet on the more obvious choice for the winner, and lost.
Best moment of the night by far was on Letterman, where the cast did Dave’s “Top 10 Survivor Pickup Lines.” Colby “Conjugal” Donaldson’s was, “Have you ever done it in the back of a Pontiac Aztec?” This from a man whose last companion in the back of his Aztec was his Mom. Ew.
I like Tina, and she played a great game. But it seems to me that Colby was the real Survivor. He sealed his own fate by picking Tina for the final two, rather than going for the easy win against Keith. This “easy win” was confirmed by virtually everyone on the reunion show, hosted by everyone’s least favorite morning anchor Bryant Gumbel.
“He used to be a good-looking guy,” my friend Wendy said of Gumbel. “Now he sort of looks like a grandma.”