It’s been so long since I’ve blogged Salon, even Mr. Mosey must be wondering if I’ve been replaced by a pod person. Other than my “Iranian Supreme Court” post, I looked through the past 100 posts and didn’t find a single Salon link. So to reassure everyone that I’ve not been kidnapped and replaced with an alien simulacrum, I repeat a quote from Amy Reiter’s celebrity column:
“It would creep me out for anyone else to do Lamb Chop. No one could do it. No one else has ever put their hand in Lamb Chop. I would find it hideous.”
–Shari Lewis’ 33-year-old daughter Mallory on why she’s decided to resurrect her late mother’s sheepish puppet herself, rather than pass the baton to someone else.
Me, I’m creeped out by the phrases “do Lamb Chop” and “put their hand in Lamb Chop.” Ewww.